They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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