He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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