I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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