u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
