69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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