Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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