it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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