She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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