Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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