Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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