His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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