do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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