Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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