4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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