You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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