K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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