i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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