making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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