Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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