I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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