You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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