You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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