Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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