R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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