New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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