he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
well, you know. whores of a feather.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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