I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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