im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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