is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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