ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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