Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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