Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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