You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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