I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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