how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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