billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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