im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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