i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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