My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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