He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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