she was so not down for the gang bang
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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