then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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