@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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