Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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