so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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