just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
i out mim tonsoeep
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