Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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