just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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