I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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