i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Randomize
