I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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