so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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