Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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