You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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