So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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