omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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