You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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