I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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