we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!