We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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