will power is for people who don't want to get laid
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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